Complete with Dog/Owner reuniting scene...

"Few relationships are as important as the one between you and your Michelin-Brand tires..."

-Actual Michelin Tire Television Advertisement

(Being Awful For Profit)

...at American River College.

"You're ahead of the curve, kid. It took me 20 years to get my handwriting that bad."

--- Mick Sheldon
on seeing Cody sign the ARC art gallery guest book

...at a local Willy's burger joint.

"Avoid them like the plague."

"Oh, they are the plague."

-Pastor Holmes and Sarah C, re: boys

...on Marvel Utopia and MSN

Thor
The Mighty Avengers
MU::RPU

-[at the Stark Tower]-
says to ALL: -Thor starts to leave as well, ahead of tony... but as he moves the chair moves too... and a bottle comes out from under the desk... gee, how'd that get there??? Thor froze, looking down at the bottle. He looked up at Tony- "...congratulations on your continued sobriety, Mr. Stark." -he turned and walked out-

Ghost Dawg says: (2:27:23 AM)
bottle? like...message in a bottle?

minmaxticus: komink and komink and komink... says: (2:27:40 AM)
like glug glug glug bottle

At Paris' Northern Train Station, while boarding a train through the Chunnel...

~Immediately after the condoms in his pocket set off the metal detector~
"Take care of yourself."

-A French Policeman*, to a Marine

*note: Anyone who insists that the French are cowardly pussies hasn't seen a French Cop. Or the assault rifle he carries in public.


(Strangely Insightful)

To a Marine, on the streets of Paris...

"Dude, i wouldn't open pandora's vagina. All the evils in the world might come out."

(Just Terrible)

...On MSN

minmaxticus: Look, it's Chuck-the-Happy-Goth! (he's laconically cheerful) says: (11:19:14 PM)
thor should have patterned her menstrual cycle on a chart in his arguement against her

Cyber Ghost says: (11:19:32 PM)
LOL

Ghost Dawg says: (11:21:15 PM)
that would have been...intriguing

(threeway discussion on events in MU... Thor or Wasp for Chairbeing)

Yes, he's unlive and well...

Asked about his collective "legion-memory" of the burning of Carthage:

"Yeah, well. That's what they get for waterproofing their houses with tar."
-Nicholas Sangeur

(Fictional, recently recalled.)

...just now on MU

.:MISTER ♦ SINISTER:..
Marvel Utopia
: Alright, so how do I inflict myself upon Rachel's RP as well? *hovers in the shadows like an STD*

(Just Terrible)

...at the Pipeline BBQ.

"Can't a brotha swim?"

-Brian W, when asked about a pair of swim trunks he'd borrowed months earlier.

(funny)

... on Msn

Cyber Ghost says: (9:08:19 PM)
im pleased with myself..these guys are more afraid of me than they are of phoenix... lol

r01d-54n says: (9:09:19 PM)
well yeah

r01d-54n says: (9:09:34 PM)
you're a certifiable threat. phoenix is just certifiable.

Cyber Ghost says: (9:09:41 PM)
lol

i am winterborn  says: (9:10:23 PM)
ooh, someone call a burn unit!

...on WoW's LFG Channel

Thugginlove (Lvl 2 Troll Mage): Anyone see China's new stealth bomber?

Mwu (Lvl 20 Tauren Druid): It must not be that good then.

(Oh, snap)

... on Whose Line is it Anyway?

"How'd you get off the mountain?"

"Oh, the usual way... with a lighter and a six pack."

(Moment of Zen)

...at Cody's house.

"I can't remember anything. But why is that surprising? Probably because I forgot, huh."

and soon after...

"I need to lay off the drugs I'm not taking."

-Cody

(funny)

In Honor of the Safe Landing of Atlantis...

"So what if the space shuttle blew up? You weren't on it."

-Cody

(Just Terrible)

...on MSN

"...Just the idea that most of the people i've RPed with have already made a family makes my skin want to slough off and go hide in the garbage disposal until someone doesn't know where the lightswitch is."

-Liam

(In reference to some people on Imagine Chat complaining about Halloween shopping for their kids)

From His Standup Act...

"I don't call myself Frank Skinner there, because I try to keep it a seperate career. When I do the kids' parties I call myself 'Badumbadum the Clown.' Because that's the kind of sound kids make, isn't it? 'Badumbadum...?' "
-pause-
"Well, obviously none of you has driven over one."

-Frank Skinner

(The Ol' One-Two)

...on World of Warcraft's LFG Channel

"Pffbt. Steve Irwin didn't die. He rerolled his Hunter on another server."

-unknown player

...on the way to Tower Books.

"They say Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, and now they just call them The Islands."

-Brian

Chez Wooley

"I had a great idea last night; Stockholm Syndrome: The Board Game."

-Lenny

(Just Terrible)