Friday, December 29, 2006

Via the Miracle of IM...

Cwruidth: ask a Haitian some time, "Do the french like rum?"
Cwruidth: you will see the absolute darkest skin color on earth.
Cwruidth: Before they kill you with vodoo.
Atlas*****mighty: Noted.

(Tee-hee. The French.)

Friday, November 03, 2006

Complete with Dog/Owner reuniting scene...

"Few relationships are as important as the one between you and your Michelin-Brand tires..."

-Actual Michelin Tire Television Advertisement

(Being Awful For Profit)

Monday, October 23, 2006 American River College.

"You're ahead of the curve, kid. It took me 20 years to get my handwriting that bad."

--- Mick Sheldon
on seeing Cody sign the ARC art gallery guest book

Tuesday, October 17, 2006 a local Willy's burger joint.

"Avoid them like the plague."

"Oh, they are the plague."

-Pastor Holmes and Sarah C, re: boys

Saturday, October 14, 2006

...on Marvel Utopia and MSN

The Mighty Avengers

-[at the Stark Tower]-
says to ALL: -Thor starts to leave as well, ahead of tony... but as he moves the chair moves too... and a bottle comes out from under the desk... gee, how'd that get there??? Thor froze, looking down at the bottle. He looked up at Tony- "...congratulations on your continued sobriety, Mr. Stark." -he turned and walked out-

Ghost Dawg says: (2:27:23 AM)
bottle? like...message in a bottle?

minmaxticus: komink and komink and komink... says: (2:27:40 AM)
like glug glug glug bottle

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

At Paris' Northern Train Station, while boarding a train through the Chunnel...

~Immediately after the condoms in his pocket set off the metal detector~
"Take care of yourself."

-A French Policeman*, to a Marine

*note: Anyone who insists that the French are cowardly pussies hasn't seen a French Cop. Or the assault rifle he carries in public.

(Strangely Insightful)

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

To a Marine, on the streets of Paris...

"Dude, i wouldn't open pandora's vagina. All the evils in the world might come out."

(Just Terrible)

Friday, October 06, 2006

...On MSN

minmaxticus: Look, it's Chuck-the-Happy-Goth! (he's laconically cheerful) says: (11:19:14 PM)
thor should have patterned her menstrual cycle on a chart in his arguement against her

Cyber Ghost says: (11:19:32 PM)

Ghost Dawg says: (11:21:15 PM)
that would have been...intriguing

(threeway discussion on events in MU... Thor or Wasp for Chairbeing)

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Yes, he's unlive and well...

Asked about his collective "legion-memory" of the burning of Carthage:

"Yeah, well. That's what they get for waterproofing their houses with tar."
-Nicholas Sangeur

(Fictional, recently recalled.)

Monday, October 02, 2006

...just now on MU

Marvel Utopia
: Alright, so how do I inflict myself upon Rachel's RP as well? *hovers in the shadows like an STD*

(Just Terrible)

Friday, September 29, 2006 the Pipeline BBQ.

"Can't a brotha swim?"

-Brian W, when asked about a pair of swim trunks he'd borrowed months earlier.


Thursday, September 28, 2006

... on Msn

Cyber Ghost says: (9:08:19 PM)
im pleased with myself..these guys are more afraid of me than they are of phoenix... lol

r01d-54n says: (9:09:19 PM)
well yeah

r01d-54n says: (9:09:34 PM)
you're a certifiable threat. phoenix is just certifiable.

Cyber Ghost says: (9:09:41 PM)

i am winterborn  says: (9:10:23 PM)
ooh, someone call a burn unit!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

...on WoW's LFG Channel

Thugginlove (Lvl 2 Troll Mage): Anyone see China's new stealth bomber?

Mwu (Lvl 20 Tauren Druid): It must not be that good then.

(Oh, snap)

Friday, September 22, 2006

... on Whose Line is it Anyway?

"How'd you get off the mountain?"

"Oh, the usual way... with a lighter and a six pack."

(Moment of Zen)

Thursday, September 21, 2006 Cody's house.

"I can't remember anything. But why is that surprising? Probably because I forgot, huh."

and soon after...

"I need to lay off the drugs I'm not taking."



In Honor of the Safe Landing of Atlantis...

"So what if the space shuttle blew up? You weren't on it."


(Just Terrible)

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

...on MSN

"...Just the idea that most of the people i've RPed with have already made a family makes my skin want to slough off and go hide in the garbage disposal until someone doesn't know where the lightswitch is."


(In reference to some people on Imagine Chat complaining about Halloween shopping for their kids)

Monday, September 18, 2006

From His Standup Act...

"I don't call myself Frank Skinner there, because I try to keep it a seperate career. When I do the kids' parties I call myself 'Badumbadum the Clown.' Because that's the kind of sound kids make, isn't it? 'Badumbadum...?' "
"Well, obviously none of you has driven over one."

-Frank Skinner

(The Ol' One-Two)

...on World of Warcraft's LFG Channel

"Pffbt. Steve Irwin didn't die. He rerolled his Hunter on another server."

-unknown player

...on the way to Tower Books.

"They say Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, and now they just call them The Islands."


Chez Wooley

"I had a great idea last night; Stockholm Syndrome: The Board Game."


(Just Terrible)

Saturday, September 16, 2006 a Pipeline Event.

"As if anything God says is trivial."

-Liam, in response to a motion to play Biblical Triva Pursuit

Friday, September 15, 2006 Beto's on El Camino.

"I am a fearsome worm!
I guess you'd call it a leech."


Wednesday, September 13, 2006 Borders on Fair Oaks.

"I need a rap producer to tell me what kung fu movies are good."

(strangely insightful)