Friday, September 29, 2006 the Pipeline BBQ.

"Can't a brotha swim?"

-Brian W, when asked about a pair of swim trunks he'd borrowed months earlier.


Thursday, September 28, 2006

... on Msn

Cyber Ghost says: (9:08:19 PM)
im pleased with myself..these guys are more afraid of me than they are of phoenix... lol

r01d-54n says: (9:09:19 PM)
well yeah

r01d-54n says: (9:09:34 PM)
you're a certifiable threat. phoenix is just certifiable.

Cyber Ghost says: (9:09:41 PM)

i am winterborn  says: (9:10:23 PM)
ooh, someone call a burn unit!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

...on WoW's LFG Channel

Thugginlove (Lvl 2 Troll Mage): Anyone see China's new stealth bomber?

Mwu (Lvl 20 Tauren Druid): It must not be that good then.

(Oh, snap)

Friday, September 22, 2006

... on Whose Line is it Anyway?

"How'd you get off the mountain?"

"Oh, the usual way... with a lighter and a six pack."

(Moment of Zen)

Thursday, September 21, 2006 Cody's house.

"I can't remember anything. But why is that surprising? Probably because I forgot, huh."

and soon after...

"I need to lay off the drugs I'm not taking."



In Honor of the Safe Landing of Atlantis...

"So what if the space shuttle blew up? You weren't on it."


(Just Terrible)

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

...on MSN

"...Just the idea that most of the people i've RPed with have already made a family makes my skin want to slough off and go hide in the garbage disposal until someone doesn't know where the lightswitch is."


(In reference to some people on Imagine Chat complaining about Halloween shopping for their kids)

Monday, September 18, 2006

From His Standup Act...

"I don't call myself Frank Skinner there, because I try to keep it a seperate career. When I do the kids' parties I call myself 'Badumbadum the Clown.' Because that's the kind of sound kids make, isn't it? 'Badumbadum...?' "
"Well, obviously none of you has driven over one."

-Frank Skinner

(The Ol' One-Two)

...on World of Warcraft's LFG Channel

"Pffbt. Steve Irwin didn't die. He rerolled his Hunter on another server."

-unknown player

...on the way to Tower Books.

"They say Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, and now they just call them The Islands."


Chez Wooley

"I had a great idea last night; Stockholm Syndrome: The Board Game."


(Just Terrible)

Saturday, September 16, 2006 a Pipeline Event.

"As if anything God says is trivial."

-Liam, in response to a motion to play Biblical Triva Pursuit

Friday, September 15, 2006 Beto's on El Camino.

"I am a fearsome worm!
I guess you'd call it a leech."


Wednesday, September 13, 2006 Borders on Fair Oaks.

"I need a rap producer to tell me what kung fu movies are good."

(strangely insightful)