...at the Pipeline BBQ.

"Can't a brotha swim?"

-Brian W, when asked about a pair of swim trunks he'd borrowed months earlier.

(funny)

... on Msn

Cyber Ghost says: (9:08:19 PM)
im pleased with myself..these guys are more afraid of me than they are of phoenix... lol

r01d-54n says: (9:09:19 PM)
well yeah

r01d-54n says: (9:09:34 PM)
you're a certifiable threat. phoenix is just certifiable.

Cyber Ghost says: (9:09:41 PM)
lol

i am winterborn  says: (9:10:23 PM)
ooh, someone call a burn unit!

...on WoW's LFG Channel

Thugginlove (Lvl 2 Troll Mage): Anyone see China's new stealth bomber?

Mwu (Lvl 20 Tauren Druid): It must not be that good then.

(Oh, snap)

... on Whose Line is it Anyway?

"How'd you get off the mountain?"

"Oh, the usual way... with a lighter and a six pack."

(Moment of Zen)

...at Cody's house.

"I can't remember anything. But why is that surprising? Probably because I forgot, huh."

and soon after...

"I need to lay off the drugs I'm not taking."

-Cody

(funny)

In Honor of the Safe Landing of Atlantis...

"So what if the space shuttle blew up? You weren't on it."

-Cody

(Just Terrible)

...on MSN

"...Just the idea that most of the people i've RPed with have already made a family makes my skin want to slough off and go hide in the garbage disposal until someone doesn't know where the lightswitch is."

-Liam

(In reference to some people on Imagine Chat complaining about Halloween shopping for their kids)

From His Standup Act...

"I don't call myself Frank Skinner there, because I try to keep it a seperate career. When I do the kids' parties I call myself 'Badumbadum the Clown.' Because that's the kind of sound kids make, isn't it? 'Badumbadum...?' "
-pause-
"Well, obviously none of you has driven over one."

-Frank Skinner

(The Ol' One-Two)

...on World of Warcraft's LFG Channel

"Pffbt. Steve Irwin didn't die. He rerolled his Hunter on another server."

-unknown player

...on the way to Tower Books.

"They say Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, and now they just call them The Islands."

-Brian

Chez Wooley

"I had a great idea last night; Stockholm Syndrome: The Board Game."

-Lenny

(Just Terrible)

...at a Pipeline Event.

"As if anything God says is trivial."

-Liam, in response to a motion to play Biblical Triva Pursuit

...in Beto's on El Camino.

"I am a fearsome worm!
I guess you'd call it a leech."
-Jake

(random)

...in Borders on Fair Oaks.

"I need a rap producer to tell me what kung fu movies are good."
-Cody

(strangely insightful)