...at American River College.

"You're ahead of the curve, kid. It took me 20 years to get my handwriting that bad."

--- Mick Sheldon
on seeing Cody sign the ARC art gallery guest book

...at a local Willy's burger joint.

"Avoid them like the plague."

"Oh, they are the plague."

-Pastor Holmes and Sarah C, re: boys

...on Marvel Utopia and MSN

Thor
The Mighty Avengers
MU::RPU

-[at the Stark Tower]-
says to ALL: -Thor starts to leave as well, ahead of tony... but as he moves the chair moves too... and a bottle comes out from under the desk... gee, how'd that get there??? Thor froze, looking down at the bottle. He looked up at Tony- "...congratulations on your continued sobriety, Mr. Stark." -he turned and walked out-

Ghost Dawg says: (2:27:23 AM)
bottle? like...message in a bottle?

minmaxticus: komink and komink and komink... says: (2:27:40 AM)
like glug glug glug bottle

At Paris' Northern Train Station, while boarding a train through the Chunnel...

~Immediately after the condoms in his pocket set off the metal detector~
"Take care of yourself."

-A French Policeman*, to a Marine

*note: Anyone who insists that the French are cowardly pussies hasn't seen a French Cop. Or the assault rifle he carries in public.


(Strangely Insightful)

To a Marine, on the streets of Paris...

"Dude, i wouldn't open pandora's vagina. All the evils in the world might come out."

(Just Terrible)

...On MSN

minmaxticus: Look, it's Chuck-the-Happy-Goth! (he's laconically cheerful) says: (11:19:14 PM)
thor should have patterned her menstrual cycle on a chart in his arguement against her

Cyber Ghost says: (11:19:32 PM)
LOL

Ghost Dawg says: (11:21:15 PM)
that would have been...intriguing

(threeway discussion on events in MU... Thor or Wasp for Chairbeing)

Yes, he's unlive and well...

Asked about his collective "legion-memory" of the burning of Carthage:

"Yeah, well. That's what they get for waterproofing their houses with tar."
-Nicholas Sangeur

(Fictional, recently recalled.)

...just now on MU

.:MISTER ♦ SINISTER:..
Marvel Utopia
: Alright, so how do I inflict myself upon Rachel's RP as well? *hovers in the shadows like an STD*

(Just Terrible)